#174 - Talk Like Yoda Trail!

H4 Trail #174
Sunday, May 21, 2023
$7.00 US
A to A
Hares away – 10:00am
Pack away – 10:15am

Theme:
Talk Like Yoda Trail - 43 years ago, the world was introduced to Yoda, the wisest jedi in the history of the galaxy.

Hare(s):
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks, Uppercunt, and Skinny Dickin'

Start:
14605 Potomac Branch Dr, Woodbridge, VA 22191
https://goo.gl/maps/9s5Umw4yUMKo1Yu6A?coh=178571&entry=tt

Metro Accessibility:
Nope not really...its 15.69 miles from Franconia-Springfield (Blue Line)

D'Erections:
You have phones: https://goo.gl/maps/9s5Umw4yUMKo1Yu6A?coh=178571&entry=tt, TURN LEFT BEFORE THE GATEHOUSE

Parking:
It's Sunday and start is in a big parking lot, there should be plenty of spots for you to park your rear.

Trail Length:
Eagle: 4 miles
Turkey: 2.5 miles
Penguin: 1.9 miles

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle: 8
Turkey: 8
Penguin: 8

Dog Friendly:
Tough dogs only

Stroller Friendly:
See Hares; they can give instructions for a very boring walk around the shiggy.

More Info:
This trail has it all. Water crossings (Ankle deep unless the rain changes that), thorns, ticks, steep elevation changes. Be prepared for everything.

On On Brunch:
Firebirds Wood Fired Grill
15100 Potomac Town Pl Unit 160, Woodbridge, VA 22191
https://goo.gl/maps/mMnJHZbKtF24jN3VA?coh=178571&entry=tt
http://woodbridge.firebirdsrestaurants.com/menus/

Brunch Specials: $6 Mimosas and Bloodies

On "Day of Rest... Fuck Th@t!" On