#174 - Talk Like Yoda Trail!

#174 - Talk Like Yoda Trail!

H4 Trail #174
Sunday, May 21, 2023
$7.00 US
A to A
Hares away – 10:00am
Pack away – 10:15am

Talk Like Yoda Trail - 43 years ago, the world was introduced to Yoda, the wisest jedi in the history of the galaxy.

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks, Uppercunt, and Skinny Dickin'

14605 Potomac Branch Dr, Woodbridge, VA 22191

Metro Accessibility:
Nope not really...its 15.69 miles from Franconia-Springfield (Blue Line)

You have phones: https://goo.gl/maps/9s5Umw4yUMKo1Yu6A?coh=178571&entry=tt, TURN LEFT BEFORE THE GATEHOUSE

It's Sunday and start is in a big parking lot, there should be plenty of spots for you to park your rear.

Trail Length:
Eagle: 4 miles
Turkey: 2.5 miles
Penguin: 1.9 miles

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle: 8
Turkey: 8
Penguin: 8

Dog Friendly:
Tough dogs only

Stroller Friendly:
See Hares; they can give instructions for a very boring walk around the shiggy.

More Info:
This trail has it all. Water crossings (Ankle deep unless the rain changes that), thorns, ticks, steep elevation changes. Be prepared for everything.

On On Brunch:
Firebirds Wood Fired Grill
15100 Potomac Town Pl Unit 160, Woodbridge, VA 22191

Brunch Specials: $6 Mimosas and Bloodies

On "Day of Rest... Fuck Th@t!" On