#175 - Dainger Zone!

H4 Trail #175

Sunday, June 11, 2023‌
‌$8.00 US‌‌
A to B (0.25m from start)‌‌
Hares away – 10:00am
‌‌Pack away – 10:15am

Theme:

‌‌Dainger Zone!

Hare(s):

‌‌Straight in the Navy, Preteen Protein, and Deaf Lesbian

Start:‌‌

Potomac Yard–VA Teach Metro Station South Pavilion, ‌‌3001 Potomac Ave, Alexandria, VA 22305

‌‌https://goo.gl/maps/yYYCi29rJHbA8fxE8?coh=178571&entry=tt

Metro Accessibility:

Potomac Yard–Virginia Teach Metro Station South Pavilion (Blue/Yellow)
Brand new metro station that's only a couple weeks old. Its got that fresh smell that hasn't been tainted yet.

D'Erections:

From the South, get it off onto Route 1 Northbound. Turn right onto Potomac Ave, and then follow Potomac around to start.
From the North, get it off onto Route 1 Southbound. Turn left onto E Glebe Rd, E Glebe dead ends at start.

Parking:

Its Sunday!, park on E Glebe, Potomac Ave, or any of the streets around the metro station. Perhaps the parking lot for Target would be great which is less then a quarter mile away (two blocks).

Trail Length:

Eagle: 5.5 miles
Turkey: 4.25 miles
Penguin: 3 miles

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)

Eagle: 7
Turkey: 6
Penguin: 4

Dog Friendly:

Tough dogs only on Penguin Trail. It's highly advised not to have dogs on Turkey or Eagle!

Stroller Friendly:

No on Turkey or Eagle. Penguin tough strollers only (help will be needed for a short part) and hares will have a couple workarounds.

More Info:

Holy Shit snacks! Jesus read a book for once in your life. Hangover was last here a little over ten years ago, and a lot has changed since then. Out along the edges, always where I burn to be. The further on the edge, the hotter the intensity. Highway to the Dainger Zone!

It's flea and tick season so prepare for it an PI. Aso, help control the animal population, have your pet spayed or neutered.

On On Brunch:

Crystal City Sports Pub
529 23rd St S, Arlington, VA 22202
https://goo.gl/maps/nKowLXooejNqnVBu8?coh=178571&entry=tt
http://www.ccsportspub.com/

Brunch Specials:

$4 Mimosas, Bloodies, and Screwdriveries