#186 - Prepare Your Balls for VD

H4 Trail #186
Sunday, February 11th, 2024
$7 US
A to A
Hares away – 10am
Pack away – 10:15am

Theme: Prepare Your Balls for VD

Hare(s):
Dyke Tyson, BJ3, Super Spreader

Start:
Langley Swim Club, 728 Live Oak Dr, McLean, VA 22101
https://maps.app.goo.gl/4iyxdBMGLGDorHsJ7

Metro Accessibility:
Hell No!

D'Erections:
Google it or click here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/4iyxdBMGLGDorHsJ7

Parking:
Right hand side of the pool lot

On After:
Go watch people play with their balls somewhere.

Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle - a football field or two
Penguin - less than a football field

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle: 6
Penguin: 3

Dog Friendly:
Duh, a dog is haring!

Stroller Friendly:
No

Additional Info:
Shiggy level: Unnecessary roughness. Moistness: Just like your ex, we'll keep you dry. Come prep your balls and get ready for VD! Keeping the trails slightly on the shorter side for sportsballs, but will be challenging and beautiful, just like the hares.

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