#205 - Heart and Soul of Maryland

H4 Trail #205
Sunday, June 8th, 2025
$8.00 US
A to A'
Hares away – 10:00am
Pack away – 10:15am

Theme:
Heart and Soul of Maryland

Hare(s):
Crash Test Dumbass
Straight in the Navy
Princess Jizzmine

Trail Start:
Howard County District Court Parking
3451 Court House Dr, Ellicott City, MD 21043
https://maps.app.goo.gl/bmes9oJy1JYmm6L89?g_st=ic

Metro Accessibility:
Nope... closest metro is 20+ miles away (Glenmont or Greenbelt)

D'Erections:
Click this link and follow its instructions
https://maps.app.goo.gl/5pmpndbLgyxqMRvs7

Parking:
Start is a big lot. Park here!

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle: 6.9
Turkey: 5.69
Penguin: 4.20
Duck: 9.69

Trail Length:
Penguin 3.69
Turkey 5.69
Eagle 6.09
Duck 6.09

Dog Friendly:
Well behaved Wookiees. Bring a leash for sections

Stroller Friendly:
No

More Info:
Cum on out in your best fitting jorts to the Heart and soul of Maryland. Hare's are promising you a trail of shiggy n beer to your delights intent. So bring your bug spray, keep your eye out for PI, and maybe thinking about a changing of shoes and/or clothes.

On After Brunch:
Manor Hill Beer Garden
3700 Old Columbia Pike, Ellicott City, MD 21043
https://www.manorhilltavern.com/beergarden/

On "Fuck Th@t…Day of Rest!" On