#208 - The Brats and Twats Trail

H4 Trail #208
Sunday, September 28th, 2025
$7.00 US
A to A
Hares away – 10:00am
Pack away – 10:15am

Theme:
The Brats and Twats Trail

Hare(s):
Bumspringa
Mystery hares

Trail Start:
IMP Building
8850 Richmond Hwy # 107, Alexandria, VA 22309

Metro Accessibility:
Springfield Metro (Blue Line) 6 miles from start

D'Erections:
Click this link and follow its instructions
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZU7rFkknJmVHWesH6

Parking:
There's big lot behind the IMP building, park there

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle: 5
Penguin: 5

Trail Length:
Eagle 5 miles
Turkey 4 miles
Penguin 2 miles

Dog Friendly:
Yes, but not in the festival On-After

Stroller Friendly:
No

More Info:
Join the hare(s) and and other half minds on an adventurous trail which ends with your favorite brats and waffles at the end. Be sure to join the half minds after trail to attend the Ft Belvoir Oktoberfest. Their festival highlights authentic German cuisine, beverages, music, and dancing. Best part entry is free for the festival.

To get into the festival non-CAC/DoD ID holders can ride in with others or have a CAC/DoD holder drive their car inside.

On After Brunch:
The 27th Annual Oktoberfest at Ft Belvoir
Fremont Field (Beside Wells Field House)
2104 Goethals Road
Fort Belvoir, VA 22060
https://belvoir.armymwr.com/programs/oktoberfest

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