#209 - The Red Dress Rapture

H4 Trail #209
Sunday, October 12th, 2025
$7.00 US
A to A
Hares away – 10:00am
Pack away – 10:15am

Theme:
The Red Dress Rapture

Hare(s):
Straight in the Navy
Seedless Asian Man
VAGINA
and possibly another mystery hare

Trail Start:
The Howard Theatre
620 T St NW, Washington, DC 20001

Metro Accessibility:
Shaw-Howard University Metro Station (Green), three block away

D'Erections:
Click this link and and then look for half minds in front of the theater
https://maps.app.goo.gl/R2MX46SvgS4XqVhc6

Parking:
There's a bunch of street parking in the area, also there is a parking garage close by (Progression Place)

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle: 2.69
Turkey: 1.69
Penguin: 0.69

Trail Length:
Eagle 6.5 miles
Turkey 5.5 miles
Penguin 3.5 miles

Dog Friendly:
Penguin only, but keep in mind all trail is in city and so they will need to stay on leash the entire time.

Stroller Friendly:
Penguin only

More Info:
Its the morning after Red Dress, which means if you make it to trail, then the rapture hasn't yet got you. Chase the hares to keep the rapture from getting you as they take you through various parts of the Shaw neighborhood.

Also On-On After DC Beer Miles hosted by White House H3 is at anew location this year. Kenilworth Track – 1300 44th St NE, Washington, DC 20019 (.6mi stumble from the Minnesota Ave Metro) 3PM start so you still have plenty of time to do Hangover, do brunch, and then do DC Beer Mile!

On After Brunch:
Right Proper Brewing Company
624 T St NW, Washington, DC 20001
http://www.rightproperbrewing.com/

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