#211 - The Shiksa Krampus Trail!

H4 Trail #211
Sunday December 14th, 2025
$7.00 US
A to A
Hares away – 10:00am
Pack away – 10:15am

Theme:
The Shiksa Krampus Trail!

Hare(s):
Pebbles for Pussy & Herpiclies

Trail Start:
Clarksburg Tavern
23315 Frederick Rd, Clarksburg, MD 20871

Metro Accessibility:
I think there's a bus. If I can get there from west virginia, you can figure it out.

D'Erections:
Google Clarksburg Tavern

Parking:
Back of lot

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle: 5 or less
Turkey: 5 or less
Penguin: 5 or less

Trail Length:
Eagle 6 miles
Turkey 3.5 miles
Penguin 2 miles

Dog Friendly:
Yes

Stroller Friendly:
No

More Info:
Nary a Gentile or Jew stepped up to hare your holiday festivities so I present, the Shiksa Krampus Trail. There will be beverages on trail but I cannot guarantee what they are or the quantities or the frequency. You get what you get, and you don't throw a fit. Most of this is only google scouted, but it looks promising 😀

On After Brunch:
Clarksburg Tavern
http://www.clarksburgtavern.com/

On "Day of Rest... Fuck Th@t!" On