#217 - Are You Smarter Than a Hasher?

H4 Prelube #217
Saturday, May 16th, 2026

• Let's play some game show games at Bond's Entertainment Center in Fairfax City. - https://bondsescaperoom.com/game-show (I assume it'll be similar to the one in Georgetown - https://youtube.com/shorts/LwYKmDcZaB8?si=4gI33cvQrmk3wnJA)
• $20-$25 per person (normal price is $37).
• Fill out Google doc here if you're coming! - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WgHlTg44BaKmWIvQBV3wQhtkVRUiV4rz0khAtqCqMp8/edit?usp=drive_link
• Pay Sorest on 5/16 (cash or Venmo)
• Bar crawl around all our favorite normal spots as the Ornery, High Side, Mackenzie's, Old Fire Station

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H4 Trail #217
Sunday, May 17th, 2026
$7.00 US
A to A
Hares away – 10:00am
Pack away – 10:15am

Theme:
Are You Smarter Than a Hasher?

Hare(s):
Sorest Rump, Wookin Pa Nub, and possibly other mystery hares.

Start:
Bull Run-Occoquan Trail Yates Ford Road Trailhead
13249-13267 Yates Ford Rd, Clifton, VA 20124

Metro Accesibility:
Nope sorry metro is quite far from here

D'Erections:
Plop this into Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/TduZR42SZxMfxJwP6

Parking:
Park in parking spots. Overflow at the winery.

Trail Length:
Runners ~ 4.5 Miles
Walkers ~ 3 Miles

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Runners - 3.69
Walkers - 3.69

Dog Friendly:
Yep

Stroller Friendly:
Nope

More Info:

The year is 2026. The drunkest hashers in Pudjam don't hash trails for their health. They hash for their livers!

We're bring back the Hangover Prelube. This time its gametime. Help us make a Hasher team which puts others to shame. Outsmart the other team and show them what it takes to be a Hangover Hasher. Be sure to sign up early so Sorest can get the team all set up and our reservations in place.

On On Brunch:
Paradise Springs Winery
13219 Yates Ford Rd, Clifton, VA 20124
https://www.paradisespringswinery.com/Home

ON "It's Showtime!" ON