#221 - Six Red Flags

H4 Trail #221
Sunday, August 16th, 2026
$7.00 US
A to A
Hares away – 10:00am
Pack away – 10:15am

Theme:
Six Red Flags

Hare(s):
Chocolate mmmm-hmmm Cock-a-gami, and Spewart Little

Start:
Bowie Soccer Field, 2001 Church Rd, Bowie, MD 20721

Metro Accesibility:
Downtown Largo (Blue/Silver) is 6 miles away.

D'Erections:
Plop this into Google Maps:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/JP2PZgYd5mFybAk2A

Parking:
Park in the lot for the Soccer field.

Trail Length:
Eagle ~ 5 Miles
Turkey ~ 3 Miles
Penguin ~

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle - 7
Turkey - 6
Penguin ~

Dog Friendly:
Nope

Stroller Friendly:
Nope

More Info:
WHen you got two hares like this for trail, you know its got to be full of red flags. Here's six to get you started.

1. When Spew says trail will be "pretty easy"
2. When Cocky says the tunnels are "runnable, because he's short"
3. When Spewart says trail is only ankle deep, because he's tall
4. When Cocky says he has lyme disease even when no one sees any ticks.
5. When Spewart says nobody needs to bring a chair, but then steals the first chair he sees
6. When Cocky starts a hash that was 7 miles.

On On Brunch:
BJ's Restaurant & Brewhouse
15701 Emerald Way, Bowie, MD 20716
https://www.bjsrestaurants.com/locations/md/bowie

On-On to More flags, more fun!