#222 - Teenager Tutu Oktoberfest Trail!

H4 Trail #222
Sunday, September 27th, 2026
$7.00 US
A to A
Hares away – 10:00am
Pack away – 10:15am

Theme:
Teenager Tutu Oktoberfest Trail!

Hare(s):
Preteen Protein and Just Mark

Start:
Kingstowne South Center
6080 Kingstowne Village Pkwy, Alexandria, VA 22315

Metro Accesibility:
Franconia-Springfield Metro (Blue) is 2 miles away.

D'Erections:
Plop this into Google Maps:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/VB6bq5x6CGiEeqUb7

Parking:
Park in the lot.

Trail Length:
Eagle ~ 6 Miles
Turkey ~ 4.5 Miles
Penguin ~ 2.5 Miles

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle - 6
Turkey - 4.5
Penguin - 2.5

Dog Friendly:
Yep

Stroller Friendly:
Nope

More Info:
Grab your tutu and grab your dirndl or lederhosen for the second anal Hangover Oktoberfest Trail. This year is just so happens to be the hare’s 13th Hashiversary (she's no longer a preteen and somehow still not old enough to make responsible decisions about trail)! 🎂

It’s ALSO the first birthday of our two beloved kennel mascots goldfish Clam Chowdah and Coffee Milk, who were won at Oktoberfest last year, and against all odds and reasonable expectations, have actually survived an entire year at the OnlyFins sanctuary. 🐟🐟

On-After, we’ll stumble back to the scene of the crime for the Ft Belvoir Oktoberfest, where beer, games, and more questionable decisions. Their festival highlights authentic German cuisine, beverages, music, rides, games, and dancing. Best part is that entry festival is free.

Perhaps it's YOUR chance to win a pair of unsuspecting goldfish! To get into the festival non-CAC/DoD ID holders can ride in with others or have a CAC/DoD holder drive their car inside.

On On Brunch:
The 28th Annual Oktoberfest at Ft Belvoir
Fremont Field (Beside Wells Field House)
2104 Goethals Road
Fort Belvoir, VA 22060
https://belvoir.armymwr.com/programs/oktoberfest

On-On Zicke Zacke, Hoi Hoi Hoi!