#114 - BAH3 Double-Header
H4 Trail #114
Sunday 10:00 AM- (May, 19, 2019)
$5.00 US
A to A Hares away – 10:00AM
Pack away – 10:15AM
Theme:
Another Double-Header, prep your liver for Tour by running with H4 and BAH3
Hare(s):
Crash Test Dumbass, Dickoupage, Transplant It In Me, At Your Cervix
Start:
Crofton Middle School, 2301 Davidsonville Rd, Crofton, MD 21114
Metro Accessibility:
Sorry, not today
D'Erections:
From DC: 50 East,exit rt 3 North, right onto rt 450 East, Left at light onto Davidsonville Rd (Rte 424 North) after the light, school is on your right.
Parking:
Yeah its Sunday. school is closed so park in Crofton Middle School lot
On On On Brunch:
Molloy’s Irish Pub, 1053 Rte 3 North, Gambrills, MD 21054
(410) 451-4222
Brunch Specials:
$5 Mimosa’s, $7 Loaded Bloody’s, Brunch & Regular menu available. Free Darts.
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle - 6.6 Miles
Turkey - 5.5 Miles
Penguin – 3.3 Miles
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle - 8
Turkey - 7
Penguin - 6
Dog Friendly:
Eagle - Maybe
Turkey – Possibly
Penguin – Probably
Brunch – Yes on the enclosed patio
Stroller Friendly:
Doubtful, But can do an alternate route to 1st shot check, and/or Beer Check (Inquire at trail for details)
Eagle - No
Turkey - No
Penguin - No
Brunch - Yes
More Info:
Lord Natty Boh welcomes U to the land of pleasant shiggy!! This AM you’ll get minimum pavement, moderate swamps, rolling hills, & mucho shiggy and alcohol!! You’ll be Transplant(ed) into the heart of BAH3 with this Dumbass Dickoupage of a trail. Expect beer, pudding shots, beer, special shitty shot, beer, Brunch & more alcohol! Then for double your pleasure…. The BAH3 3:00 trail starts in the parking lot of the On After venue!! You’ll be earning your Learner Spermit while you Cum in the Land Down Under on an equally shitty trail!!
On "Day of Rest… Fuck Th@t!" On