#115 - It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
H4 Trail #115
Sunday 10:00 AM - June 9, 2019
$6.00 US
A to A Hares away – 10:00AM
Pack away – 10:15AM
Theme:
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Hare(s):
Straight in the Navy, Unleash the Furry, French Toasted, and Whales Vagina
Start:
High Ridge Park,
10100 Superior Ave, Laurel, MD 20723
Metro Accessibility:
Sorry, not today. Closest metro is Greenbelt Metro, but its about 15 miles away.
D'Erections:
Take the I-495 Beltway towards Baltimore, exit onto I-95 N. Take exit 35A to merge onto MD-216 E toward Laurel. Merge onto MD-216, and then turn right onto All Saints Rd. Turn right onto Old Scaggsville Rd, then turn left onto Superior Ave, and then turn left into High Ridge Park.
Parking:
Yeah, its Sunday. There's lots of parking in the lot for the park
On On On Brunch:
Mad Cow Grill
Laurel Shopping Center
310 Domer Ave, Laurel, MD 20707
(301) 725-7025
Brunch Specials:
An amazing Brunch menu: https://www.madcowgrill.com/brunch
16 beers on draft, $15 Bottomless Mimosa (Champagne & OJ), $15 Bottomless Manmosa (Blue Moon and OJ), and a great selection of homemade desserts
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle - 6.1 Miles
Turkey - 5.5 Miles
Penguin – 3.75 Miles
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle - 8
Turkey - 7
Penguin - 5
Dog Friendly:
Eagle - No
Turkey – Possibly
Penguin – Probably
Brunch – No
Stroller Friendly:
Eagle - No
Turkey - No
Penguin - Yes with a workaround
Brunch - Yes
More Info:
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World out there, and thus Hangover presents you with their Tour da Hash trail. All trails will have shot checks galore, plentiful shiggy, and a water crossing. So bring you dry clothes, Eagles bring your headlamps or torch (you'll need them), and prime your liver for all the madness.
Please note there will be a rope provided for the water crossing, however the water is only about waist high with a pretty mild current.
On "Day of Rest… Fuck Th@t!" On