#124 - LOST IN THE ALLEYS OF NE: HOW COULD HELL BE ANY WORSE?!
H4 Trail #124
Wednesday 10:00 AM, Jan 1st, 2020
$5.00 US
A to A
Hares away – 10:00AM
Pack away – 10:15AM
Theme:
LOST IN THE ALLEYS OF NE: HOW COULD HELL BE ANY WORSE?!
Hare(s):
Preteen Protein, Deaf Lesbian, Fjord Sexplorer
Start:
1823 H Street NE, Washington D.C. 20002, follow marks to rear entrance (har, har, I said REAR ENTRANCE!)
Metro Accessibility:
Potomac Avenue Orange Line or Union Station Red Line. Sprint to start or take it easy and summon an Uber.
D'Erections:
https://goo.gl/maps/3NQm5myJHrti1roBA
Parking:
Yay for Holiday!!! Park wherever you can on the streets around start
On On On Brunch:
There may be couple places on H St, but most will be closed. We suggest you hitch a ride or just cum wif us to Hangover Helper Hash!
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 4-Miles-ish
Turkey- 3-Miles-ish
Penguin - 1 Miles -ish
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
All - 0
Pavement pounder for all trails
Dog Friendly:
All - You got it
Stroller Friendly:
All - Yup
More Info:
Triple-header possible on New Years Day 2020! End Circle will conclude at 12 noon to allow those interested to make next trail...
ON-After (Trail #2): Hangover Helper ($20) @1PM Sharp... details below
ON-ON After (Trail #3 for the true overachievers): W3H3 ($5) @6:09PM 171 Taylor St. Harpers Ferry, WV 25425
On "Day of Rest… Fuck Th@t!" On
Hangover Helper Hash info:
Just in case you were all wondering, yes, there will be a 2020 this winter, and yes, you'll be starting it off cold, hungover, and in search of trail.
What! - Hangover Helper 2020
Why? - Because you're a masochist. And you can't wait to see the T-Shirt.
When?! - January 1, 2020, 1pm SHARP!
$$$? - You bet your ass. $20 gets you shiggy trail, weak beer, cold food, and a T-shirt that you'll be proud to clean the cat's litter box with.
WHERE!!! - Rosaryville State Park, 7805 W Marlton Ave, Upper Marlboro, MD 20772
HOW!!... If you can't type that address into your GPS with your booze-palsied fingers, try this:
From the DC Beltway:
1) take exit 11 in Maryland to Rt 4 S/E towards Upper Marlboro.
2) At Upper Marlboro, take US 301 South towards Richmond. Stop before you get to Richmond and hash.
3) what, you need more details? Approximately 4 miles S of Upper Marlboro, turn right into Rosaryville State Park.
4) Drive into the park and around in circles until you find hashers. The exact starting point/ pavilion / site of your imminent arrest by park rangers hasn't been determined yet.
From anywhere else:
1) get to the DC beltway and follow the directions above.
Fossil (who will be on a beach in Mexico while you're all freezing your donkey kongs off).
If you bring chalk, beer, and a friend, it's a hash...regardless of whether anyone else shows up.
-Trim Shady
"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do, than by the things you did. So throw off your bow-lines, sail away from the safe harbor, and catch the trade winds in your sail. Explore.
Dream. Discover. Live." -Mark Twain