#125 - The great Mistresses (and Presidents too) that built this nation!!
H4 Prelube #125
Saturday 7:00pm- (Feb, 8, 2020)
A double header in Sterling!!
Crooked Run Brewery
7:00 to 8:30-ish
22455 Davis Drive
Sterling, Virginia 20164
Food and more drinks at attached Nectar Cocktail Bar, Senor Ramon, and Daybreak Kitchen. (Food open until 8:30-ish)
Rocket Frog Brewery
8:30-ish to 10:00 (or when they kick us out, or the hares need sleep)
A 3 min stumble from Crooked Run!
22560 Glenn Dr Unit 103, Sterling, VA 20164
No food; No Cocktails; Just Quality Beer! (Open until 11:00)
H4 Trail #125
Sunday 10:00 AM- (Feb 9, 2020)
$5.00 US
A to A
Hares away – 10:00AM
Pack away – 10:15AM
Theme:
The great Mistresses (and Presidents too) that built this nation!!
In honor of President’s Day, H4 is on the edge of Trump National and the shores of the Potomac! Will there be a reenactment of GW’s famous crossing??. Break out your red/white/blue, powdered wigs, and stained dresses!
Hare(s):
VAGINA, IUD Me, Cooter Pooter, and Bed Bath and Bidet
Start:
Seneca Regional Park
101 Seneca Rd, Great Falls, VA 22066
Metro Accessibility:
Not really metro accessible; Uber or hitchhike 8 miles from the Wiehle-Reston East Station
Accessible by boat from the Potomac or a short swim from Maryland
D'Erections:
If the GPS on your flip phone is broken…
From Route 7, turn onto Georgetown Pike (193)
Take an immediate left onto Seneca Road
Follow Seneca Road north to the very end
If find yourself in the Potomac, you went too far
Parking:
Parking is at the entrance to the park, with some overflow parking along Seneca Road and Stonehouse Place.
On On On Brunch:
The Old Brogue
760 Walker Rd. Great Falls VA 22066
D'Erections from trail: Follow Seneca Road back to Georgetown Pike (193), turn Left; The Old Brogue is on the right just before the main stop light in Great Falls.
Brunch Specials:
Sunday Brunch: https://oldbrogue.com/brunch-menu/
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 6 Miles
Turkey- 4.5 Miles
Penguin - 2.7 Miles
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle - 8
Turkey - 6
Penguin - 4
Dog Friendly:
All Trails: Yes; Dog friendly park; Expect to encounter dogs off leash
Brunch - No (only on the patio if very nice weather)
Stroller Friendly:
All Trails: Not stroller friendly
Options: There are paved and gravel trails in the park for a stroller friendly jaunt; maps provided
More Info:
Depending on weather...
Turkey and Eagle: Expect elevation, mud, swampy conditions, and shallow water.
Penguin: Expect elevation, mud and some (likely avoidable) shallow water.
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