#131 - Why da fuck are we in Maryland? A trail in suburbia

H4 Trail #131

Sunday 10:00 AM- August 30, 2020 (trail marked morning of Sunday ONLY due to expected bad weather on Saturday from the incumming hurricane).

$0.00 US (this is an iso-hash; go buy yourself a six-pack to bring on trail)

A to A

Hares away – Long before you do trail

Pack away – Any time after the hares tell you that trail is marked

Theme:

Why da fuck are we in Maryland?, a trail in suburbia.

Hare(s):

Have You Blown My Stapler?, BumSpringA, Cock-A-Thong, Juan in a Million, Seven Queer Stitch

Start:

Twinbrook Metro Station (Red Line); Kiss and Ride parking lot, 12551 Parklawn Dr, Rockville, MD 20852

Metro Accessibility:

Fuck yeah! The Red Line is operating trains every 12 minutes on the weekend. No track work is planned; however, there are some stations that are still closed. Check wmata.com for details and ensure you follow their COVID-19 protocols.

D'Erections:

If you’re driving, GPS it. If you use Google Maps, go to https://goo.gl/maps/vFHvXzqRABQQynNX9.

Parking:

Yay for Sunday!!!

Park in any of the lots. Marks to start will be set up.

On On On Brunch:

Ha! Rona says no. That said, if you are hungry for some good take-home sandwiches and a solid beer selection, check out Gilly’s Craft Beer and Wine (https://www.gillyscbfw.com/). They are open every day 11-8.

Brunch Specials:

Vide supra.

Trail Length (Approx):

Eagle- 5 Miles

Turkey- 4 Miles

Penguin - 2 Miles

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)

Eagle – 6 (mostly forest, PI, and water -not tits deep; crainum lamp required)

Turkey – 4 (again, forest and PI, maybe some water; cranium lamp required)

Penguin – 2 (some grassy areas or packed dirt trail, but nothing too major unless the ground is moist from rain, anyone with strollers please ask hares for a workaround).

Dog Friendly:

Eagle – yes, if strong dog

Turkey – yes, if strong dog

Penguin – all doggos welcome

Stroller Friendly:

Eagle - nope

Turkey - nope

Penguin – always welcome, please ask hares for one workaround.

More Info:

.As mentioned above, cranium lamps are required for eagle and turkey. A change of shoes/socks is suggested for eagle and turkey as well. If it rains, trail may be slippery and muddy, so prepare to be potentially lubed up. PI is very likely on trail, so bring Technu or whatever your preference is to remove the urushiol (hand sanitizer could work). If we’re inspired, the hares may leave some goodies behind for you. Keep socially-distanced or hash with your quaranteam.

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