#132 - 2020 Outgoing MM Trail

H4 Trail #132

Saturday 10:00 AM- September 12, 2020

$0.00 US (this is an iso-hash; buy yourself a six-pack to bring on trail or visit Caboose Commons)

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Hares away – by 10AM

Pack away – 10:30AM or Later

Theme:

2020 Outgoing MM

Hare(s):

Pebbles for Pussy, Bumspringer, Hot Tub Slime Machine, Grinding Nemo, Rockfish

Start:

2918 Eskridge Rd, Fairfax, VA 22031

Metro Accessibility:

Less than a mile walk from Dunn Loring-Merrifield Station (Orange Line). Please note this station is currently closed and only providing shuttle service, however the Platform Improvement Project is scheduled to be completed Sept 8th, and so trains should be running to this station for this weekend. Please follow here for more details: https://www.wmata.com/service/status/details/pip-shutdown-west-of-ballston.cfm

D'Erections:

Technology is a gift for arousing your own D'Erections. Use Google Maps to go to: https://goo.gl/maps/eQFgTt7cpGsijg6X9

Parking:

At Caboose Commons or excess parking across the street in the Mosaic District parking garages

On On On Brunch:

Outdoor seating at Caboose Commons for your Quaranteam

Trail Length (Approx):

Eagle- 6.9+ Miles

Turkey- 5.9+ Miles

Penguin - 3.33+ Miles

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)

Eagle – 7

Turkey – 6

Penguin – 2

Dog Friendly:

Eagle – yes, tough

Turkey – yes, tough

Penguin – yes

Stroller Friendly:

Eagle - No

Turkey - No

Penguin – Probably not, due to staircases

More Info:

Labyrinth like urban shiggy for Penguin with level changes. This plus actual shiggy for Turkey and Eagle. Tunnels likely on both Turkey and Eagle. If no rain, Eagle cranium lamps mandatory, buddy recommended. Turkey cranium lamp probably helpful but not necessary. Start and End at Caboose Commons brewery, beer garden, cafe and coffee house. Set up for social distanced seating outside. Card only. Also have cider, wine and cocktails. https://www.caboosebrewing.com/fairfax-va

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