#138 - 2021: HOW CAN HELL BE ANY WORSE TRAIL!

#138 - 2021: HOW CAN HELL BE ANY WORSE TRAIL!

H4 Trail #138

Friday 10:00 AM- January 1, 2021

$0.00 US (this is an iso-hash; buy yourself a six-pack to bring on trail or keep in your trick-or-treat bag for afterwards).

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Theme:

2021: HOW CAN HELL BE ANY WORSE TRAIL!

Hare:

Deaf Lesbian

Start:

1823 H Street NE, Washington, D.C. 20002. Start is in rear alley, follow marks.

Metro Accessibility:

Closest is Union Station. Then Uber/Lyft to start.

D'Erections:

https://goo.gl/maps/deGHzbaqLBddeoNF7

Parking:

Yay for Sunday!!! Best parking is on 19 th Street. Better yet, park in front of Sloppy’s apartment and help him stagger to start.

Trail Length (Approx):

Eagle- 6 Miles

Turkey- 4 Miles

Penguin – 2 Miles

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)

Pavement pounder.

Dog Friendly:

You betcha.

Stroller Friendly:

Yup.

More Info:

Weather forecast right now is dismal for New Year’s Day. Trail info will be updated later in week.  Also be sure to look at the info posted below for the non affiliated but just as awesome Hangover Helper Hash trail.

On "Day of Rest… Fuck Th@t!" On

Directions to the 2021 Hangover Helper Hash (in the Pandemic Era)

Friday 12:00 PM- January 1, 2021

Hares:

Alan Bowser, Dan Zipper, Tom Shank, Howard Wellman, Keith Ramsay

Start/End:

The run will start and finish at the Gardens Ice House (rear parking lot). 13800 Old Gunpowder Rd, Laurel, MD 20707.

Directions:

I-95 North. Take the exit toward MD-212E/Powder Mill Road. Keep right at the fork to continue on Exit 29A, follow signs for MD-212E/Beltsville and merge onto MD-212E/Powder Mill Road. Take Old Gunpowder Road to The Gardens Ice House, 13800 Old Gunpowder Road, Laurel, MD 20707

Trail Length (Approx.):

Runners trail:  ~5 miles

Walkers trail:  No walkers trail. Walkers can stroll through Fairland Regional Park.

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwhacking)

Shiggy rating:  Runners/Walkers: 4

More Info:

Bring a dry bag. Stay alert for mountain bikers. Dogs on leashes OK.

DCH3 Pandemic trail guidelines:

  1. A simple, straight-forward run with simple checks (the solution within 25 yards in some direction) – a run that can be run by one person, or more.
  2. Show up anytime after 12 noon. We ask that everyone stagger the timing of your runs/walks to the best of your ability.
  3. BYOB. No Après. No shirts. No food. No oysters! No circle. Pandemic style.
  4. Maintain physical distance. Drink a beer you brought after you have done your run/walk. Then LEAVE.
  5. VA, MD and DC all limit gatherings to a strict maximum of 10.

Please be observant and do your part to keep the Hares out of trouble.