#143 - You're Bustin My Balls, Smalls!
H4 Trail #143
Sunday May 16, 2021
$0.00 US (this is an iso-hash)
A to A
Hares away – Long before you do trail, trail will be completed by about 12pm on Saturday the 15th.
Pack away – Any time after the hares tell you that trail is marked
Theme:
You're Bustin My Balls, Smalls!
Hare(s):
Straight in the Navy and French Toasted
Start:
Falls Church High School
7521 Jaguar Trail, Falls Church, VA 22042
Trail start/end will be near the football and track field.
Metro Accessibility:
Dunn Loring-Merrifield (Orange) is about 2-3 miles from start/end.
D'Erections:
Take the 495 beltway to exit 50A-50B to merge onto US-50 E/Arlington Blvd toward Arlington, Continue on Jaguar Trail to your destination (first light on the right).
Parking:
Plenty available at the school lot by the football field, where the start/end of trail is.
Trail Length (Approx):
Penguin - 4 Miles
Turkey- 6 Miles
Eagle- 8 Miles
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Penguin – 4
Turkey – 6
Eagle – 8
Dog Friendly:
Eagle – No
Turkey – Yes
Penguin – Yes
Stroller Friendly:
Eagle – No
Turkey – Yes, with a workaround close to start
Penguin – Yes, with a workaround close to start
More Info:
Here go to 4, 6, 8, What do you appreciate? No else signed up to hare this trail, so these hares threw this trail together in about a week and promised they got something special for you. We're bringing you some good shiggy for the eagles and distance for all (because who doesn't love a ballbuster this time of the year). If you plan on doing the eagle trail, then you may want to consider bringing a headlamp and please bring a trail buddy instead of doing it solo. Like usual, you will want a change of shoes. Lastly, don't be surprised if you see PI on trail.
Bring a mask/facial covering to wear on trail, encounters with muggles are possible.
Please remember everyone that this is a BYOB trail and to keep socially-distanced, or hash with your quaran-team. If you forget to bring a beverage, then the hares suggest swinging on over to Settle Down Easy Brewing (2822 Fallfax Dr, Falls Church, VA 22042) which is two miles from start, or perhaps Caboose Commons if you want something more frou-frou which is just a mile more in distance (2918 Eskridge Rd, Fairfax, VA 22031).
On "Day of Rest… Fuck Th@t!" On