#159 - Uff Da! Syttende Mai
H4 Trail #159
Sunday May 15, 2022
$5.00 US
A to B
Hares away – 10:00am
Pack away – 10:15am
Theme:
Uff Da! Syttende Mai
Hare(s):
On the Ragnar, Narcolingus, French Toasted, and Fjord Sexplorer
Start:
The lot next to Domino's Pizza in Kingstowne
5960 Kingstowne Towne Ctr, Ste 100, Alexandria, VA 22315
https://goo.gl/maps/35sqdenF92PpYPDB8
Metro Accessibility:
Franconia-Springfield Metro, 2 miles from start or Van Dorn Street Metro Station, 2.5miles from start. Both are Blue line
D'Erections:
GPS/Google it, or click here https://goo.gl/maps/35sqdenF92PpYPDB8
Start is in the lot catty corner from Domino's Pizza and Behind Cox Cable
Parking:
Start is a parking lot....park there!
Trail Length:
Eagle- 5 Miles
Turkey- 4 Miles
Penguin - 3 Miles
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle - 3
Turkey - 3
Penguin - 2
Dog Friendly:
Yes, well behaved and leashed fidos welcome.
Stroller Friendly:
Yes, for all trails
More Info:
May 17th is Syttende Mai, or simply Norwegian Constitution Day, so Hangover is celebrating it early by partying in the street, and running trails of shiggy and fjords; "der man ferder over"
"Down a aquavit (we dare you) and have some vafler med brunost." Cum in your best dressed bunad, a kilt, or whatever you have that has many colors and styles indicating where your ancestry lies.
https://www.visitnorway.com/typically-norwegian/norways-national-day/
On "Däy öf Rëst… Fück Th@t!" On