#159 - Uff Da! Syttende Mai

H4 Trail #159

Sunday May 15, 2022

$5.00 US

A to B

Hares away – 10:00am

Pack away – 10:15am

Theme:

Uff Da! Syttende Mai

Hare(s):

On the Ragnar, Narcolingus, French Toasted, and Fjord Sexplorer

Start:

The lot next to Domino's Pizza in Kingstowne

5960 Kingstowne Towne Ctr, Ste 100, Alexandria, VA 22315

https://goo.gl/maps/35sqdenF92PpYPDB8

Metro Accessibility:

Franconia-Springfield Metro, 2 miles from start or Van Dorn Street Metro Station, 2.5miles from start. Both are Blue line

D'Erections:

GPS/Google it, or click here https://goo.gl/maps/35sqdenF92PpYPDB8

Start is in the lot catty corner from Domino's Pizza and Behind Cox Cable

Parking:

Start is a parking lot....park there!

Trail Length:

Eagle- 5 Miles

Turkey- 4 Miles

Penguin - 3 Miles

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)

Eagle - 3

Turkey - 3

Penguin - 2

Dog Friendly:

Yes, well behaved and leashed fidos welcome.

Stroller Friendly:

Yes, for all trails

More Info:

May 17th is Syttende Mai, or simply Norwegian Constitution Day, so Hangover is celebrating it early by partying in the street, and running trails of shiggy and fjords; "der man ferder over"

"Down a aquavit (we dare you) and have some vafler med brunost." Cum in your best dressed bunad, a kilt, or whatever you have that has many colors and styles indicating where your ancestry lies.

https://www.visitnorway.com/typically-norwegian/norways-national-day/

On "Däy öf Rëst… Fück Th@t!" On