#163 - It's the return of Hobbit Trail!

H4 Trail #163

Sunday, September 18, 2022

$5.00 US

A to A

Hares away – 10:00am

Pack away – 10:15am

Theme:

It's Hobbit Day!

Hare(s):

Sleeping Boozie and Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

Start:

Behind the Safeway at Rose Hill Shopping Center

6130 Rose Hill Dr, Alexandria, VA 22310

https://goo.gl/maps/5vx4jnqBetKFr2Vd9

Metro Accessibility:

Sorry, metro is shutdown for the next three months for this area while WMATA procreates another faunt.

D'Erections:

From I-495 take the Van Dorn St exit and turn right, then left at Franconia. The shopping center is at the corner of Franconia and Rose Hill Dr. on the right.

Parking:

While there is some parking behind the store/at start, your best bet is to park in front and walk around.

Trail Length:

Eagle- 4 Miles

Turkey- 3.75 Miles

Penguin - 2.75 Miles

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)

Eagle - 6

Turkey- 6

Penguin - 6

Dog Friendly:

For the most part. There is a work around the worst of it if you're concerned. Talk to the hares.

Stroller Friendly:

No, but it's backpack friendly but one part you may want to use a work around. Talk to the hares.

More Info:

It's been nearly ten years since our last Hobbit Trail which, and this time we have new hares to return another trail of adventure, but this time on Hobbit Day. So cum down to Rose Hill to celebrate our favorite Baggins' birthdays! Bring your party hats and appetite and dodge Farmer Maggot in your journey there and back again.

Watch out for ticks and poison ivy!

On On Brunch

Your hares will be a Aslin Brewery after trail! Come buy us pints!

847 S Pickett St, Alexandria, VA 22304

https://www.aslinbeer.com/alexandria

If you're hungry for Luncheon after trail there is also, but they have no beer:

Bob and Edith's

1743 King St, Alexandria, VA 22314
https://goo.gl/maps/fNXPU6Uxjvv9yosX6

On "Day of Rest... Fuck Th@t!" On