#74 - Preinauguration trail

Optional H4 Prelube #74
Saturday, January 14, 2017
The general schedule (subject to the level of fun at the previous bar, and drunken exploits on the way to the next) is below. Look for chalk or check H4 Facebook or Google Group for any major changes to the schedule.

  • 7 pm: Eamonn’s A Dublin Chipper, 728 King St, Alexandria, VA 22314
  • 8 pm: John Strongbow’s Tavern, 710 King St, Alexandria, VA 22314
  • 9 pm: Murphy's Grand Irish Pub, 713 King St, Alexandria, VA 22314
  • 10 pm sharp: Bayou Room, 219 King St, Alexandria, VA 22314
  • 11:30 pm: Daniel O'Connell's Restaurant & Bar, 112 King St, Alexandria, VA 22314

H4 Trail #74 - Preinauguration trail
Sunday, January 15, 2017 10 am
$10
A to B
Hares away – 9:45AM
Pack away – 10:00AM

Theme:
Pre-inauguration! Wear your best Trump costume, or show your USA pride by wearing the flag colors.

Hare(s):
Vagina Repellent, Pounding My Privates, Straight in the Navy

Start:
Tucker Road Ice Rink, 1770 Tucker Rd, Fort Washington, MD 20744

Metro Accessibility:
No. Closest metro is 6.5 miles.

D'Erections:
In case you haven’t joined the 21st century:
From 495, take exit 4A to briefly head West on Oxon Hill Rd, then turn left on John Hanson Ln and right onto St Barnabas Rd. After 0.6 mile, turn left onto Tucker Rd. Tucker Road Ice Rink will be on your left in 1 mile.
From Waldorf, head West on Berry Rd and turn right onto 210 North. Turn right onto Palmer Rd. In 1.4 mile, turn left onto Tucker Rd. Tucker Road Ice Rink will be on your right in 0.7 mile.

Parking:
Parking lot at start.

On On On Brunch:
Included in hash cash and provided after trail.

Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- ~8.2 Miles
Turkey- ~5.7 Miles
Penguin- ~3 Miles

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle - 6
Turkey - 5
Penguin - 3

Dog Friendly:
If Fido withstands cold well, he’ll do fine on all trails, and he’s welcome at brunch if he’s well behaved.

Stroller Friendly:
You’ll be fine carrying a baby, but strollers are not recommended; there is no workaround.

More Info:
Return to Start is 4.6 miles by Google Maps, or 2.4 miles through the woods (ask the hares for a map). Bag vehicle provided, car runs will be coordinated. Bring a change of shoes, just in case.

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