#78 - THE IRISH BIRTHDAY TRAIL!
H4 Prelube #78
Saturday 7:00pm- (3/18/17)
Fair Winds Brewing Company
7000 Newington Rd. Lorton, VA
The hares have dutifully scouted this brewery and have determined that there are indeed quality beers on tap and good fun shall be had by all. You’re welcum. Feel free to buy the birthday girls a drink!
H4 Trail #78
Sunday 10:00 AM- (3/19/17)
$5.00 US
A to A’
Hares away – 9:45AM
Pack away – 10:00AM
Theme:
THE IRISH BIRTHDAY TRAIL!
Cum celebrate Ole Yeller and Pebbles each surviving yet another year of hash life. And Rosary is Irish. And there is nothing better than a culture of people celebrating beer and birthdays! So wear your green and shamrockery!
Hare(s):
Ole Yell Her, Rosary Bleeds, and Pebbles for Pussy
Start:
Behind the Priority Toyota Springfield
7601 Loisdale Road
Springfield, VA 22150
(Turn between the Toyota and Chrysler dealerships and follow the road back and to the left. You can also put “Loisdale Soccer Field- astroturf” into The Google. Note, a query for Loisdale Park will take you to the wrong side of the park)
Metro Accessibility:
About 3 miles from Springfield Metro. That’s a pretty cheap Uber.
D'Erections:
- From SOUTH:
- Put “Loisdale Soccer Field- Astroturf” into your GPS. Or, go buy a better cell phone or GPS and put “Loisdale Soccer Field- Astroturf” into your new cell/GPS.
- From NORTH:
- Put “Loisdale Soccer Field- Astroturf” into your GPS. Or, go buy a better cell phone or GPS and put “Loisdale Soccer Field- Astroturf” into your new cell/GPS.
Parking:
Yay for Sunday!!!
Start is in a parking lot. It can get a bit full if there’s a game going, but we think it’ll be ok. Hey, there’s a porta potty at start. We go all out for you kids.
On On On Brunch:
Bungalow Sports Grill
7003 Manchester Blvd
Alexandria VA
We have a reservation for 12:45 and we’ll have our own room!
Brunch Specials:
There will be food and booze. And you will have to pay for it. And your mother thinks you’re special.
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 4ish Miles
Turkey- 3.5ish Miles
Penguin – 2ish Miles
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle - 6
Turkey - 5
Penguin - 4
Dog Friendly:
Eagle – Tough dog friendly (small dogs scouted most of trail)
Turkey - Tough dog friendly (small dogs scouted most of trail)
Penguin - Tough dog friendly (small dogs scouted most of trail)
Brunch – yes, if you have paperwork for an emotional support animal. Maybe. That isn’t confirmed.
Stroller Friendly:
Eagle - No
Turkey - No
Penguin - No
Brunch – Of Course
More Info:
TURKIES AND EAGLES BRING A CRANIUM LAMP!!!!!!!
Everyone, your feet could get wet. Depends on your skill level and how much it rains… or snows.
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